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Old Dec 04, 2005, 01:14 PM // 13:14   #61
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yes that was the whole point of the story. It was 4 months back b4 i even created a pve char im not a noob anymore...

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Old Dec 04, 2005, 03:32 PM // 15:32   #62
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Default Ok..I thought about this....

I will say this once...and then that is it!

One of my most embarassing moments in my life was: When my Mother caught me in the act....I was alone when this act happened.
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Old Dec 04, 2005, 03:38 PM // 15:38   #63
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I will say this once...and then that is it!

One of my most embarassing moments in my life was: When my Mother caught me in the act....I was alone when this act happened.
Hmmm?
But there was no internet back then!
Right?

Just a bit of horseplay .
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Old Dec 04, 2005, 03:43 PM // 15:43   #64
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I will say this once...and then that is it!

One of my most embarassing moments in my life was: When my Mother caught me in the act....I was alone when this act happened.
you mean just like George Costanza? lmao ...
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Old Dec 04, 2005, 03:44 PM // 15:44   #65
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you mean just like George Costanza? lmao ...
I was Master of my Domain!
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Old Dec 04, 2005, 05:41 PM // 17:41   #66
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That must have been a l0000ng time ago :P
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Old Dec 04, 2005, 09:45 PM // 21:45   #67
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I was at a school dance. It was dark, and my (male) freind had had a little bit too much to drink, asked me to dance, right in front of my gf. It was bad.
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Old Dec 04, 2005, 11:20 PM // 23:20   #68
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I was Master of my Domain!
I'm out of the contest! ...
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Old Dec 05, 2005, 03:04 AM // 03:04   #69
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I was at a school dance. It was dark, and my (male) freind had had a little bit too much to drink, asked me to dance, right in front of my gf. It was bad.
I've heard girls get turned on by that kind of stuff.
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Old Dec 05, 2005, 04:53 AM // 04:53   #70
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lol make it the other way around

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I took a piss in the lady's room and didn't realize it until I came out to wash my hands. Don't ask me where I thought the urinals had gone.

Edit: Oh, and I forgot to add that I had a couple friends with me. No, not inside. Waiting outside, to laugh their asses off when I came out.
and i one had a BAD case of diarrhea during a school play, and i literally sprinted into the nearest bathroom, and i was so releived....until i saw the walls....

i nearly had a heart attack when i saw the pink

but luckily, the play kept everyone occupied

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Old Dec 07, 2005, 01:45 PM // 13:45   #71
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Back when i was around 18 my gf and i were doin the deed in my room. My parents were gone. I had a water bed and well it made a lot of noise. Well i didnt know my parents had planned on suprising me with lobster they had bought that day. They krept in the house and flung my door open and threw the lobster onto the both of us knot really knowing what was going on. After the initial shock they just kinda shut the door but the mood was killed by the squirming lobster laying in between us. Later my father apolagized about the lobster and threatened to castrate me if he ever caught me doing that in his house again.
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 02:39 PM // 14:39   #72
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Back when i was around 18 my gf and i were doin the deed in my room. My parents were gone. I had a water bed and well it made a lot of noise. Well i didnt know my parents had planned on suprising me with lobster they had bought that day. They krept in the house and flung my door open and threw the lobster onto the both of us knot really knowing what was going on. After the initial shock they just kinda shut the door but the mood was killed by the squirming lobster laying in between us. Later my father apolagized about the lobster and threatened to castrate me if he ever caught me doing that in his house again.
that's hilarious
sounds like you've got terrific parents
do y'all laugh about it now? or is it never discussed?
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 02:42 PM // 14:42   #73
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ya its been a joke around my house for a while now
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 03:10 PM // 15:10   #74
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Ohh lordy I can win this one.

The scene: My graduation, June 2003
In attendance: My entire class of 453, and some 500 parents, uncles, etc

The setup: We were called up to walk down a large aisle, get our Diplomas,
shake hands, kiss baby, etc. I was called up and began walking, albeit slower
than everyone else on the count of my Graduate's gown was too long.
(F*****g Jostens) About midway to the stage, the inevitable happened and
my shoe met the bottom of the gown. Well physics had it's laugh from there
and not only did I fall down, OUT of the gown, because for some retarded ass
reason the girl's gowns were open top meaning that shoulder to shoulder was
like this /__________\

Long story short, I fell out of my graduation gown, and I was thrown forward
onto the floor facedown in only a strapless bra and a mid-length skirt, which
of course flew up to boot on the way down. In front of everyone.

I wanted to die. Seriously. I don't think anything more embarassing could
ever happen to me. EVER.
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 03:13 PM // 15:13   #75
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Wow. Just... wow. I can't think of anything that's happened to me that could even possibly come close to that.
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 03:13 PM // 15:13   #76
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Sister Rosette....Anyone get any PICs?

Sorry...couldn't resist....
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 03:17 PM // 15:17   #77
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Sister Rosette....Anyone get any PICs?

Sorry...couldn't resist....
Lord, I apologize for this guy right here... and be with the starvin' pygmies down der in New Guinea, amen.
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 03:19 PM // 15:19   #78
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omg asl teh plz.
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 03:30 PM // 15:30   #79
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Sister Rosette, that beats anything I've got ...

The worst thing about it is knowing that everybody was out there with videocameras running and cameras flashing ...
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 03:57 PM // 15:57   #80
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lol way to go Xue u proly just made her go cry, now shes gonna go search out all the people w/ tapes and pictures and personally kill them. uve created a PSYCHO!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but seriously that beats anything i coudl think of
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